I’m in the market for a new Chanel bag. Ever since I returned my turquoise metallic quilted 2.55 Chanel flap bag, I have regretted it. I miss it very much. I’ve even contemplated re-buying a used version of it off eBay. But couldn’t really bring myself to do it, in the event that I may end up with a fake.
That would be a disaster. I mean $3000 for a fake??
I would plotz.
It’s very difficult to tell a fake on eBay. Some of them look so good. At least in person you can get a better look.
Some consignment stores carry pre-owned Chanel bags as well. They are guaranteed. And at least you can inspect them. But I’m still having a problem committing to one.
Like, I just can’t see paying so much for a used Chanel. I’m kind of skeeving them. (I’m really not sure how to spell that.) Even the ones that are in good shape.
There’s a consignment chain based in the Hamptons. I will not name names. But I’ve been to all of them. There’s like six stores. Last summer my buddy, Yenta Hessa and I visited them all.
The last time I was in the Hamptons, I dragged her to a few of the stores to look for the Chanel flap bag I wanted.
I have decided, by the way, that I would not re-purchase the turquoise metallic quilted 2.55 Chanel flap bag. Turquoise metallic may go out of style and then I couldn’t wear it. So I’ve decided on a black jumbo classic quilted flap with gold hardware.
Gorgeous.
But expensive.
And not so easy to find.
But I was on a mission. And don’t mess with BSM when she’s on a mission.
We went from store to store, checking out the Chanels.
Nice.
But still. I couldn’t see dropping thousands on a used bag that I’m not even sure is authentic.
And is not really even exactly what I want.
But I continued to look.
Eventually, we made it to the store in Sag Harbor. Low and behold, there was a black jumbo classic quilted flap with gold hardware in the glass display!
Great.
Perfect!
Just what I was looking for.
Only $2995.
I asked to see it.
The woman removed it from the glass display and handed it to me. She started blabbing about how something something it was.
Whatever. Just hand it over lady.
I grab it.
Inspect it.
Lift the flap.
Hmmm.
What’s that greenish whitish stuff inside?
There was a strange blotch on the inside flap of the bag on the black leather.
Looked like mold to me.
I showed the sales girl, who quickly showed the manager, who quickly grabbed it and began trying to wipe the mold away.
They both made some excuse as to why the mold was there or that it wasn’t mold at all.
Yenta Hessa and I just looked at each other. Appalled and disgusted.
I left the black jumbo classic quilted flap with gold hardware there on the glass counter with the manager. I couldn’t look at another item in the store without being grossed out.
I was in the Hamptons this weekend. It rained all day. Yenta asked if I wanted to go to the consignment store.
“No thanks,” I said.
