I find that professional men are not attracted to me.
I really don’t know why. I’m certainly cute enough.
But no bites from doctors and lawyers.
And since I’m a highly educated professional myself, I would like to date within my group. I mean, I’m not stuck up about it or anything, but I deserve something good, don’t I?
But, ya know who’s really into me? Bus boys.
And parking garage attendants.
Oh, and food take out delivery boys.
It just happened yesterday. I was walking into my building and as i walked through the front doors, a delivery guy was walking out. He looked at me. Then, as I passed, he hissed at me!
Do you know what that is?
Well, they don’t whistle anymore. They don’t do kissing noises either. They hiss. “Ssssss.”
That’s the kinda guy that I like. A guy that hisses at me.
Why me God?
Now, a doctor or lawyer that hisses at me. Well, that’s a horse of a different color!
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